I had a tumor. But it was great.

David Rakoff
I had a tumor. But it was great.
I had a tumor. But it was great.
I had a tumor. But it was great.
I had a tumor. But it was great.
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When someone has a tumor, they usually don’t like it very much. These days when you hear someone say, “I had a tumor. But it was great,” they are referring to how amazing their tumor was in comparison to other tumors.

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